love surrogate

Getting someone to fuck your boyfriend via tinder

Your so pretty, you'd be a perfect love surrogate for for my long distance bf, Damon

by FatherJones July 9, 2016

surrogate

a non-biological family member or substitute family member

rocky’s surrogate niece is amara creed

by gattt March 26, 2022

surrogate pooper

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.

After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.

by justducky February 8, 2014

surrogate older sibling

A person who fulfills the vacancy to be the surrogate older sibling in a family where the oldest child has left home whilst the younger sibling(s) are still too young to move out. Such vacancies are commonly found on the Happy Family sticker in the rear windshield of the family car. This role often involves providing guidance, support, and companionship in the absence of the biological older sibling.

After my older brother left home for college, someone became the surrogate older sibling, helping me navigate school and life at home.

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

Surrogate meeting

When you hide underneath someone’s bed to
Hide from someone’s mom and then she finds you, tells you to leave and then you say “I wanna get in the closet with you because your my real mom”!

I’m gonna finger lick this surrogate meeting because I’m an agent!

by EddieBrock5 December 17, 2023