Shitstachio

When you are eating pistachios and invariably one goes in your mouth that tastes like a bucket of shit. Aka, a 'bad' one.

"Ughh! Aghhh!" Cries Mickey, spitting out green fragments.
"Garsh," Said Goofy. "What happened Mick?"
"Eeeeew. I was eating pistachios and suddenly one of them tasted... well, like shit!" said Mickey frowning.
"More like 'Shitstachios'!" Laughed Goofy.

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker July 7, 2025

Lucky shitsnacks

When you find undesirable food to eat when you're starving

Clifton was having a late night jazz session, and all he could find to eat were lucky shitsnacks.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016