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Portage Rider

1. A person that lives in the small town of Portage in Pennsylvania.

2. A Portage Rider is a redneck indian that loves to listen to country music, party in the farms, and wear ugly worker boots. Also, a Portage Rider will make fun of fat drag queens that want butt sex and food from McDonalds, because they are very racist.
A Portage Rider came up to me today and told me how bad ass that party was at his farm.

I knew that man was a Portage Rider from the way he wore those ugly boots and laughed at me for being a man and wearing a fat dress.
by halo69 January 21, 2013
mugGet the Portage Ridermug.

The Portage Double-Knocker

When you hit someone in the testicles, in which they fall you give them the Titanium Teabag
I gave that dude that walked in The Portage Double-Knocker. He deserved it.
by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011
mugGet the The Portage Double-Knockermug.

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