Canadian Negotiation

The act of getting ripped off in a deal because the person on your side is actively working against you.

We put our elbows up and voted him in, but all we got was got bent over. Carney is a master of Canadian negotiations with Trump.

by TiredabdDismayedCanuck July 31, 2025

negotiation

Agreement

Person 1:Let’s make an negotiation
Person 2: alright

by 🦈 March 4, 2021

French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.

Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!

by Neret March 22, 2011

negotiate

an associate that is also black.

Sup my negotiate.

by Ink_Smoov November 5, 2021

Negotiator

Slang; used to joke at the Extremely offensive, derogatory word "nigger"

Yokel: Wassup my negotiator!!! when play Roblox and take crack? Nigerian prince: What the hell did you just call me yeh id10t smooth brain wench?

by BLACKERdanSpaceBOI March 28, 2022

Negotiating

Negotiating - aka. "vigorously deep throating Putin while wearing a dog collar"

"Just completed my two hour call negotiating with President Vladimir Putin of Russia. I believe it went very well."

by Vladimir Futon July 24, 2025

Retro-negotiate

Retro-negotiate: To offer up new terms and conditions to a deal previously made when the outcome does not go your way.

Joe thought he would win the bet but when he lost, he tried to retro-negotiate the amount he now owed.

by t-boy January 19, 2018