Kodiak

Overcooking or over grilling an expensive piece of meat and ruining it. Used mainly among the grilling and barbecuing community. When you "Kodiak" a piece of meat on the grill, it is black and dry; nearly inedible. This can be caused by not paying attention to the grill, or by being inexperienced on a particular grill or with a particular cut of meat.

George: "I'm going to smoke some beef ribs on my new smoker before I try and smoke a brisket on it."

Adolf: "Good idea. You don't want to 'Kodiak' an expensive cut of meat like a brisket."

by Young Guns August 13, 2022

Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.

After deadlifting 3 plates Keith had to run to the bathroom to perform a emergency Colorado Kodiak.

by savannahbananas December 7, 2023

Kodiak butt plug

This act involves 3 people.
While have intercourse outdoors in a snowy alpine setting.
Participants number 1 and 2 find a tree branch approximately 4' in length and insert it into their respective anuses.
It is at this time participant number 3 attempts to stand on the part of the branch exposed between participants 1 and 2's asses.

Hey, we're in a snowy alpine setting...why don't we try a Kodiak butt plug?

by Dickasoarus September 8, 2021