putting toothpaste back in the tube 

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

putting toothpaste back in the tube by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Hamster in the tubes 

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people

"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."

Hamster in the tubes by Warkitten October 12, 2008

Put the tube in the hole 

To have sexual intercourse, to copulate
Literally, put the penis (tube) in the vala (hole)

Man: I am so bored out of my skull!
Woman: Yeah, me too. I don't know what we should do.
Man: I know, We can put the tube in the hole and make a baby.
Woman: Great Idea! I can finally be a mom!

Put the tube in the hole by DJ CoBrA May 24, 2017

Stuck in the tube

Term used to describe getting one's cock stuck in another persons bottom.

999 operator: what is the nature of the emergency?

Unlucky person: My girlfriend let me analize her for the first time and now I'm, erm, how you say, stuck in the tube!

Stuck in the tube by TedTrippin March 25, 2010

Tracheostomy is a procedure to help air and oxygen reach the lungs by creating an opening into the trachea from outside the neck. A person with a tracheostomy breathes through a tracheostomy tube inserted in the opening. 

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Tracheostomy is a procedure to help air and oxygen reach the lungs by creating an opening into the trachea from outside the neck. A person with a tracheostomy breathes through a tracheostomy tube inserted in the opening.

Tracheostomy is a procedure to help air and oxygen reach the lungs by creating an opening into the trachea from outside the neck. A person with a tracheostomy breathes through a tracheostomy tube inserted in the opening. by AARRIITTUU March 5, 2025

tracheostomy is a procedure to help air and oxygen reach the lungs by creating an opening into the trachea from outside the neck. A person with a tracheostomy breathes through a tracheostomy tube inserted in the opening. 

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tracheostomy is a procedure to help air and oxygen reach the lungs by creating an opening into the trachea from outside the neck. A person with a tracheostomy breathes through a tracheostomy tube inserted in the opening.

tracheostomy is a procedure to help air and oxygen reach the lungs by creating an opening into the trachea from outside the neck. A person with a tracheostomy breathes through a tracheostomy tube inserted in the opening. by AARRIITTUU March 5, 2025