fungal fucking

Having sex with a mushroom.

Person 1: woah! I just fungal fucked.

Person 2: woww! Me too!! I love fungal fucking!

by Glitterboss3 November 4, 2022

fungal tip

A fungal tip is the middle of a man's penis.
It must be fungalicious.

John: Ted has a fungal tip
Patrick: Ewwww, he needs to go to the doctor for that
Fortnite: It's fungalicious
John: It's like that because he poked a mushroom with it

by fungal man May 31, 2022

Fungal gongs

Fungus infection under your nails while using a gong

That nigga on stage got fungal gongs

by Communist minecraft February 28, 2021

Fungal Butt

When sweating and chafing occur in the ass crack and taint/balls creating intense itching from the fungus that has grown.

Jeremy: Are you ready to go out tonight and look for some ladies?

Adam: No, I have an intense case of Fungal Butt imaginable. I have itched it raw.

Jeremy: So you need to go see the doctor!

Adam: I have an appointment in the jungle with the fungal people.

Jeremy: Uh ok….

by Shall-R 76 May 21, 2022