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Fingle

When Canadians take long car drives and have to finger each other to stay awake
"We drove from Toronto to New York to see a Small Town Murder Live show, eh. So, Barbara and I needed to fingle each other in shifts."
by STMfan September 17, 2021
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fingling

This is a combination of finagling and nitpicking, whereby focusing on an overwhelming number of details one is able to gain some kind of advantage. This is common in games where there are many options from which to choose and the correct combination can result in a minor advantage, but doing so takes an inordinate amount of time and diminishes the participation of everyone else invovled.
Quit fingling over the modifiers and just take an action!
by Linguophage June 12, 2016
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Fingle

"After we chug maple syrup, we might just fingle down to the States for a comedy show."
by Justin4Prez September 16, 2021
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Fingle

How Canadian couples keep each other awake on long car rides- they gently fingle one another.
On a 12 hour roadtrip, he fingled his wife so she would stay awake and take the second shift
by smalltownmurderisms September 17, 2021
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fingle

the act of Canadians passengers in fingering each other for sexual satisfaction on a long car ride to stay awake
The Canadian couple fingled each other repeatedly on the ride home from Florida to be able to make good time.
by Lamar Harris September 16, 2021
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Fingle

When Canadiens have to go on long car rides and they have to stay awake.
I'll let her fingle me while I'm driving to keep me going.
by DaleDenton14 September 17, 2021
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fingle

How Canadians keep each other awake when they go on long car rides. Americans like to roll down the car window and turn the radio up, Canadians like to fingle each other.

(As noted by James and Jimmie in the Small Town Murder: Murder Diner live show)
"I'm gonna fingle my wife in the car, eh? Keeps her awake and then she'll take second shift. That's how it works."
by annie.nymous September 17, 2021
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