Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.

"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "

by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021

dirtymartin

Nice decent guy who has a naughty side in the bedroom. Generally with big shoulders and a nice car

DirtyMartin is an animal in the bedroom and behind the wheel.

by Joejoebloggs2000 April 16, 2020