Crustacean

A term used to describe people that wear body shaping clothes, such as spandex. They use a hard "exo-skeleton" to shape, cover and support their soft flabby flesh.

She may look in good shape, but it's not real, she's a crustacean

by selm September 26, 2017

Cum Crustacean

When one has dried semen in their ear canal.

Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.

by Danegrress August 9, 2017