fat ass hole

a morbidly obease person. usually not very nice or smart. also are known to fart a times that ruin thier father in laws' social occasions.

fater in law: hey, who farted?

dude: probably your son in law.

father in law: oh, what a fat ass hole

dude: i agree, he is fat and he just farted and ruined yet another one of your social occasions.

by little turk face March 31, 2009

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ETHAN LOCKHART

person 1: "Hey is that ethan lockhart??"

person 2: "Yeah WHAT A DOUCHE BAG I HATE HIM ASS HOLE"

person 1: "i know his ego is WAY too big"

person 2: "especially for how short he is"

Both: "AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH"

by anonymous189033 May 27, 2009

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Alcatraz sized ass hole

A very wide ass hole, possibly shaped like the Alcatraz island, and very hard to get out of.

Guy 1: Dude this chick I was with had the widest ass hole, but somehow my dick got stuck in it for 2 hours!'

Guy 2: Hmmm she must have had an Alcatraz sized ass hole."

by She-male women hater July 30, 2012

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im going to rip you a new ass hole

when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)

TEACHER: did u dew ur home workz^^? STUDENT: ummm....nuuu>.< TEACHER:Im GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE MUTHA (CENCORED) U GET AN F- FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!

by RRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEEEE October 29, 2009