wringer stinger

When an adult wrings out their depend over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes.

Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for being on her lawn.

by davedore September 19, 2014

piss wringer

Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.

Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.

by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023

wringer stinger

When an adult wrings out their depend over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes.

Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for being on her lawn.

by davedore September 19, 2014

Titty caught in the wringer

In the days before dryers a washing machine had a thing on the side that had two rollers and a crank handle. The rollers were close enough to wring the laundry to squeeze out the excess water. Hence the name “Wringer.” If a woman got to close while wringing out the clothes she could get one of her breasts caught in the wringer.

“Oh man! She’s in a lot of trouble. She got her titty caught in the wringer!”

by jehjeh3711 August 9, 2022

wringer stinger

When an adult wrings out their depend over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes.

Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for being on her lawn.

by davedore September 19, 2014