The Von Bondies

A four piece garage rock band from Detroit, Michigan. Only famous for their one hit one wonder "C'mon C'mon" and their lead singer Jason Stollsteimer getting the shit beat out of him by Jack White.

#1: "The Von Bondies? Never heard of them."
#2: "They're that band whose lead singer got KO'd by Jack White."

by P Banger November 27, 2009

Harry Von

Royal Marines slang/prefix for an adjective.

Commonly used to describe oneself as being Harry Von Turbo Skinters (no money), Harry Von Red Pigs (hot) Harry Von Ice Bats (cold)

There are numerous variations.

In norway...
"It is bloody Harry Von Ice Bats today!"
On return from 3 day bender...
"Only got paid on friday and I'm already Harry Von Turbo Skinters"

by mrtomfrom45 November 2, 2011

Von Pack

Smoking on that Von Pack, in reference to king von's death may he rest in puffs.

Did you hear about how that von pack was being smoked?

yes i heard that his opps were high asf

by Von Smoking pack August 18, 2022

von tizzle

An exclamation of happiness and joy. Originating from the Snoop Dogg-ization of "Von Tiesenhausen," a rocket scientist with a funny name.

Von tizzle! That cute guy behind the counter gave me extra beans in my burrito!

by Lauren Valentino February 17, 2005

Slide for Von

Something that Lil Durk needs to do

*A year passes while Durk has not slid for Von*

YB Fans: “L+ Ratio + Slide for Von + YB Better + Make better music”
Lil Durk: “They be on my page like ‘Slide for Von’, I know they trolling me”

by SlideforVon January 28, 2022

Von Schlemmer

A fictional character from the Sonic the Hedgehog animated series who enjoys staying in the cooler

Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me

Guy2:Von Schlemmer?

by craz kylo May 23, 2008

King Von

The Definition of a Menace, BAFE(Black Air Force Energy), And a Real Ass Nigga

I ain't tryna squash no beef, nigga (Squash no beef, nigga)
We into it 'til you die, real street nigga (Real street nigga)
At yo' funeral, I might just slide, rest in pee, nigga (Rest in pee, nigga)
Shoot up everybody that's outside
Bet Wooski feel this one (Boom-boom, boom-boom)
I bet Wooski still twitchin' (Damn, damn-damn)
He changed, somethin' different~King Von

by 🅱️ hristmas December 21, 2022