John Lifeguard

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.

-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."

by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023

The Lifeguard

When you nut on your partner's nose and leave there while you walk the beach

He just gave her The Lifeguard behind that beach umbrella

by C KWC July 17, 2021