Valhalla bridge

When a man gives a woman head and the girl squeezes his head so hard the man can lift her whole hip, butt and lower back off the bed like she’s doing a bridge without her feet touching the ground. Name inspired by the quote “To die in battle or between the thighs of a woman, will welcome you into the halls of Valhalla.”
by zo alan June 02, 2025
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White Girl Valhalla

(n.)The place women go when they die in a horrific, stupid but horny way.
You hear about the Instagram supermodel hitting a lightpole while flashing her tits out the window of a car? (Yes, this actually happened.)

Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.
by theonewhoflops December 02, 2023
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