A Batt

A person that takes a poo in the shower and then breaks it up with their toes so it can easily be washed away.

Tommy did a Batt last night. It smelt awful and took a while to clean up.

by TheBattrickPoos June 1, 2018

The Batts

A possible male, with the ears of an elephant, them things can hear an ant walk from a mile away no joke. Manages to interrupt everyone but get mad when people talk around him when he is talking to anyone. Loves to enforce rules but doesn't know what it means to follow rules. Rages at video games even though he has never been good at them, man just straight sucks at everything. Most likely lovers with The Dean, they always argue like a married couple. The Batts loves to be in power but cannot enforce anything, nobody can listen to someone so goofy looking. He looks like a sped with some big ass ears.

We love ourselves The Batts every once in a while.

by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022

Batt

A one of a kind genuine guy whos as real as they come. He never tries being anything but his true self which can make him sometime come across as a real cunt, but only because he is. He sanity and crazy all at the same time. Sexy and confident with every right to be so. He got the gift of the perfect penis and plenty of skill and stamina to satisfy all of them that he wants, The most and least lovable of personalities in the existence of mankind

Friend 1 "Hows batt?"
Friend 2 "oh ya know.. hes batt"

by Crabbcrawl88 December 31, 2020

Batts

1.One who plays hockey and has the "Batts Factor"
2.One who often denines other teamates chew
3.One who has taken a slapshot from the blue line and killed anybody

He took a clapper from the blue line and killed an old lady! OMG that guy is a Batts

by Hockeypla1237467928 December 9, 2008

BATT charts

Used in crypto trading when someone posts bullish charts on social media after they have bought at the top of a spike or bull run to try and convince others that they were right and the market is about to bounce HARD and VERY SOON.

Bought At The Top (BATT)

There goes Jeff again, posting those BATT charts. He should just tell his wife she has to wait a few more years to get their money back and relax.

by C333 June 8, 2021

batt stat

battery status (percentage of battery charge remaining)

I need to sign off until I can plug my phone in. My batt stat is at 1%.

by Organist_USA March 30, 2024