Spontaneous Orgasm

When somebody (male or female) suddenly becomes very happy and begins to shake and make incoherent sexual noises.

Bob: look at that freak over there, what the hell is he doing?

Fred: Dude, he's having a spontaneous orgasm

Spontaneous Orgasm by George Danforth March 31, 2008

Spontanuous

Not knowing where to go, but just going. Not knowing what to do, but just doing it. When something out of the blue just happens and there is no other way to explain it. It is a way of life. Instead of wasting time on 'what ifs' and 'should've, could've' and would've' just do it.

Person 1: "Where we going?"
Person 2: "No Idea"
Person 1:"Spontanuous Moment"

Person 1:"Wow, can't believe we just saw a tornado go by"
Person 2:"So Spontanuous"

Spontanuous by TheQuestionMark October 29, 2011

spontaneous meat ejaculation

A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.

Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.

spontaneous meat ejaculation by oscillation October 23, 2010

spontaneosity 

A character trait that concentrates on keying in on a certain idea and throwing in a random amplifier, making better of any situation.

He was on the edge of reblossoming a relationship; all he needed was a little spontaneosity.
The spontaneosity of Football is what entices the crowd.

spontaneosity by Makki Nelson July 26, 2008

spontaneous 

never knowing what is going to come next

Dude 1-damn man my new girl is so spontaneous,i NEVER know what shes going to do in bed:)
Dude 2- you lucky bastard

spontaneous by sydney w!:) March 21, 2008

spontaneous retardation 

An uncontrollable reaction to a particular event or stimulus where there is a total loss of most brain action.

1. As Bob and Joe were walking by the park, they had a sudden urge to play on the jungle gym due to spontaneous retardation.

spontaneous retardation by Better than Bacon? Impossible. January 10, 2010

Spontaneous Erection Disorder 

a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.

A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty

B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder

A: don't wel all?

Spontaneous Erection Disorder by kl2895 January 10, 2011