A man, who while serving in the US Army, made significant additions to the list of 'really bad words' in the world. He also displayed a remarkable talent for composing complete sentences (noun / subject, verb, adverb, conjunctions, adjective, interjections, etc.) and without ending the sentence with a preposition using only the word 'Fuck.'
After dropping a 200 pound safe onto his foot, Thomas was heard to exclaim, in the Sanderson fashion, "fuck fuck fucking fuck fuckingly fucked!'
by Big Daddy Cool Breeze May 23, 2021
A man who was a comedian in his past life and was born with a congenital disorder where he has not only an extra funny bone but also an extra humerus. Unpredictable. At any given moment his comedy will strike without warning and you will find yourself laughing but don’t know why. He invented the words “random” and “extravagant” and is currently working to start a new cult known as Sandersonism. Sandersonism is all about finding snakes in the grass and calling them out for their devilish deeds.
Dude, why do I have butterflies in my stomach suddenly?
It’s because you just saw a Sanderson! His presence alone makes your palms sweaty, knees weak and arms heavy! You should feel honored.
It’s because you just saw a Sanderson! His presence alone makes your palms sweaty, knees weak and arms heavy! You should feel honored.
by Uncleb6969 November 30, 2021