puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Puppy Dogging

Its when a car salesman lets you take the car home in hopes of you buying it.

Puppy dogging really works during tax time.

by Tsundera October 9, 2017

Puppy Dog Etiquette

Social obligation to notify others when a good boy is in the near vicinity

Yo look at this good boy :)
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?

Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!

by VollDasBrainEyy March 14, 2019