Ovieya

The most beautiful girl in the world. There is only one of her kind and she’s almost impossible to find despite her being the epitome of eternal beauty. She is quite literally a goddess on earth (no exaggerations) and the world revolves around her. Anything she says is law. Anything she does is inherently perfect. Anyway she acts is the model behaviour. She is Ovieya.

Commoner: Have you heard of Ovieya?
Learnéd one: Yes. Of course. She is God.

by user_31214786263646 November 22, 2021

OVIEDO’D

Named after MLB pitcher Johan Oviedo who had many wins robbed from him because of the failure of his teammates

Oviedo’d: An MLB pitcher who

A) Pitches the best of any pitcher that game but DOES NOT get credit for the win

B) Pitches the best of any pitcher that game but takes the L for the horrific bullpen/defense/offense

1) Adam Wainright pitched well tonight, sadly the bullpen blew it and now he took a loss. He got Oviedo’d

2) Jordan Montgomery got Oviedo’d tonight when he pitched 7 strong innings but his team still lost because they scored 0 runs.

by STLfan006457 July 24, 2023

Oviedo: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Oviedo: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025