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mr langford

Steph Currys brother.The top G.Hates women and niggers
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Fiennes Tiffin Langford

Fiennes- Tiffin Langford or Fiennes Langford will be the last names of the children of Hero Fiennes Tiffin and Josephine Langford ( aka Herophine ), who will be the most beautiful children in the world, and will have an incredibly marked British and Australian accent and really beautiful greenish blue eyes
Name Fiennes Tiffin Langford is following the path of his parents at the cinema
by hessaherophinesoreal April 20, 2019
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Lankford

Supercool guy, drummer, pilot, all around awesome
"Look at the sky" "Must be a Lankford"
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Rena Lanford

Main female character of the godlike rpg Star Ocean: The Second Story.

The main healer in the game, and the second person in the entire game who can cast restorative magic.
Rena Lanford is the goddess I worship.

Rena cast "Fairy Heal", restoring 2000+ HP to the party.

Rena is FAR more useful than that pussy Noel. And she has one of the best VAs in the whole game.
by Holy Dragon Sword May 14, 2004
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longford

An absolute shitehole of a place located somewhere between the villages of Arse-End and Of-Nowhere on Irelands lush central plain. The poorer cousin of its sister towns of Athlone and Mullingar, Longford is stuck in a time warp somewhere between the dark ages and 1989.

Activities on offer in Longford include:
-Living in a council house,
-Being a dole-scrounger,
-Having five kids when you're only sixteen,
-Wearing tracksuits if you're male and hoop earrings if you're female,
-Using the words "bure" and "sham" ad-nauseum,
-Being from Longford.

Places of interest in the town are:
-The dole office,
-erm...........the dole office....?

Characters of interest in the town include:
-Writer Oliver Goldsmith who lived near the town for a period some years ago,
-The entire staff of the dole office,
-That bure from Teffia Park who gave her sister a hidin' cos she caught her shiftin' this other one behind PVs last Saturday night and no one in her family's gonna be a fuckin' dyke.

If you would like to visit Longford, then I can only urge you to seek urgent psychiatric assessment.
Pavee 1: Sell many gates in Longford today?
Pavee 2: Ya must be fuckin' jokin'. I wouldn't go near that fuckin' shithole. Sure they'd fuckin' fleece the gates and kneecap ya in that kip.
Pavee 1: But...we live in Longford.
Pavee 2: Oh yeah....let's go and kneecap someone for the craic.
Pavee 1: Nah, I'm due down the dole office. Cunts are threatenin' to cut me benefits.
Pavee 2: Shower o' crawlin' bastards. Let's kneecap them.
Pavee 1: Fair enough.
by DavidGallagher2007 June 8, 2007
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Longford

The most fantastic place in Ireland to live. People who live in longford are kind hearted,beautiful and fun loving people. They know how to have a good time.

Longford is the No. 1 choice of county for people to live in ireland.

Longford scenery is just as nice and beautiful as the people that inhabit the county.
Lovely Longford
by Irish Lasss January 2, 2012
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