joao may usually have hissy fits about practically nothing, bad at managing his own health and is secretly fruity. yet he still finds a way to be a nice friend.
girl 1: why are you crying?
girl 2: joao broke up with me because i said shield hero was mid
girl 1: again?
girl 2: joao broke up with me because i said shield hero was mid
girl 1: again?
by THE SUSSY BAKA June 25, 2022
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