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Good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
I'm in a rush to get out the house so I'll just have a Good morning and god bless to save some time
by Otablue May 23, 2018
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Good Morning God Bless

Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.
Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"
by AnthonyTheVast May 22, 2018
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Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless
by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018
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Good morning and God Bless

The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.

from:h3h3productions
Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"
by Pual Wleakr May 23, 2018
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Good Morning God Bless

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.
Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.
by réeeee May 22, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

To take a shit, drink coffee and have an egg salad at the same time.
"Ethan I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"

"Good Morning, God Bless, Hila"

"What?"

"It's a Good Morning and God Bless"
by hilakleiner420 May 23, 2018
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Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila
by Brosmagma May 23, 2018
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