caoimhe

a beautiful name, or the name of somebody who is bestfriends with somebody named 'drew' and has a boyfriend named 'clay'. baby 2 is not included. otherwised known as lil nug + more nicknames clay gave her.

clay: doesn't caoimhe hate AJR?
drew: yes.

by WpgroupStoriess May 11, 2021

Caoimhe Sheehan

Otherwise known as “Kevin Shan” “Keevwa Sheeeehan” or “Ben Barnes Simp”, she is a simple soul, with a dirty mind and a no longer airing cooking show by the name of “Cooking With Caoimhe”

“Did I hear you correctly? Biggest Ben Barnes Simp? I think you meant to say Caoimhe Sheehan”

by twrhuydtye May 30, 2021

Caoimhe May

Caoimhe May is someone who is deeply unconventional and iconic in her ways of dressing, speaking, acting and ideologies.

She is incredibly hot and a niche micro celebrity, unbelievably good in bed. Unfortunately she is also a notorious heartbreaker.
If someone compares you to Caoimhe May, take that as the biggest compliment you can get.

"You remind me of Caoimhe May "

"My life is now complete "

"Bro I love her so much but could never hit that"
"Yeah mate you just got caoimhe mayed"

by Scne November 22, 2021

Caoimhe

Caoimhe is a very special Irish girl who has mastered the art of being wider than she is tall. With a somewhat disturbing obsession with a sailor, following a night of lustful passion while he was under the influence and under the age of consent. Caoimhe can often be found staring out her window at night longing for the return of her bondage buddy, but alas his return from sea is unpredictable with even her sea-man not being sure of when he can return. Until then Caoinhe waits in anticipation of the return of her illegal lover boy, watching and waiting, dreaming of the little ocean monster while she writes her terrible poetry.

"Hey have you seen Caoimhe today?"

"No shes up at the Marina in Roscommon again waiting for himself to come back."

by DavidGarlandLover17 November 23, 2021