Peamutt butter

Specially made dog friendly peanut butter for doing the peanut butter wonder

Dave spread the peamutt butter all over his penis before getting his dog Dan to lick it off.

by Mutt butt December 11, 2024

butt hurt butter

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.

Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.

by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024

hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat

A obese cat, aka the rizzler. Lives in aubrey texas.

“Hey- wheres hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat?” “Shes gooning to skibbity toilet and rizzing baby gronk” “gyat”

by Rizzler faunum gyat December 12, 2024

Cinnamon butter manicure

When you're on a date at Texas Roadhouse and she uses the cinnamon butter spread to give you a footjob under the table.

Yeah bro I was on a date last week and this big titty goth girl gave me a surprise cinnamon butter manicure. It was legendary!

by ArmadaFB December 13, 2024

Peanut butter top hat

When a guy defecates in ladies mouth and she gives proceeds to give him head.

my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.

by Im fatty fat December 13, 2024

Peanut butter necklace

It's like a pearl necklace but made of poop.

"Last night when my girlfriend passed out I gave her a peanut butter necklace because I am breaking up with her "

by MadResults December 22, 2024

hot buttered whiskey

When a guy in Seattle (preferably long hair) plays some metal, records a new album, and then goes home and hhhhwwhhhacks it <lisp here> ssseriously.

Hot buttered whiskey: Whew honey D, I’ve just on my wwwwwhguitar - time for me to make a hot buttered hhwwwwhhhiskey.

by Hhhhhwhat December 31, 2024