A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.
"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."
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Her step-daddy is on his long change between shifts, so they're locked up for at least two days playing double-wide queen.
by Walter Gonzo April 28, 2012
Get the double-wide queen mug.When a couple have been in a relationship long enough, they reach a time when they have been dating for double digit months. Ex: 10 months.
Sam-How long have you and Josh been dating?
Haleigh-Josh and I have been dating for almost ten months.
Sam-That's almost double digit legit!
Haleigh-Josh and I have been dating for almost ten months.
Sam-That's almost double digit legit!
by iloveke$ha41610 February 24, 2011
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Get the Double D Critties mug.Double Full Stop's (..)are commonly used by pompous or ignorant people that have a severe lack of understanding of the english language. Where a singular full stop shows the end of a sentence, triple full stop's show a pause, Doubles are used as a middle ground as to confuse the reader in thinking they are lesser than the author.
Records date back as far as the year 1217, when first used by Genghis Khan in the phrase "Build me a pyramid of severed heads..", further emphasizing the delusional and damaged mental state of the user of Double Full Stop's.
Records date back as far as the year 1217, when first used by Genghis Khan in the phrase "Build me a pyramid of severed heads..", further emphasizing the delusional and damaged mental state of the user of Double Full Stop's.
I got this message with Double full stop's, I dont even know what it means?
"Hello, are you raising a case for this..incident."
"Hello, are you raising a case for this..incident."
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I was getting a great hummer behind hobby lobby, then she pulled the Colombian double cross on me. I don’t know which part was worse.
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