Woman 1: I really like this guy, he has these viking vibes!
Woman 2: Really!! But vikings were brutal and backwards. Why would you like that?!
Woman 1: Well the viking look is very sexy! Don't viking-shame me!
Woman 2: Really!! But vikings were brutal and backwards. Why would you like that?!
Woman 1: Well the viking look is very sexy! Don't viking-shame me!
by Uncomfortable viking October 28, 2022

When one person before sex wears a Viking helmet and covers the horns of it in fish slim for him/her to ram and gore the horns into his/her asshole.
Last night apparently she decided to do The Viking on me, and my asshole is still bleeding and still smells like fish!
by Heckle May 29, 2022
