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The best thing that could have happened

You assholes getting murdered hasn't happened yet
Hym "The best thing that could have happened is not what happened here. The best thing that could have happened is Gayve Jewbin vacationing on Russian money in Israel on Oct 7th. But no. I told the truth. You lied because you DIDN'T want the best outcome. But it won't matter."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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Happening

But that’s what happening here, isn’t it?
Hym “Right but you’re using the power of promotion against me. That’s what’s happening. Also, I don’t think Russell appreciates being called a narcissist all the time (and for that reason I think your diagnosis is wrong)....”

Iam “Holy shit dawg! Bison is delicious!”

Hym “Huh?”

Iam “Yeah, I saved you a bite.”

Hym “ A bite!? What happened to the rest of it!?” *Nom* “.... Yah, thash gud...” *Nom*

Iam “Right?”

Hym “Mmm... Ok. Back to what I was saying...”

Iam “Ha! Look at this!”

Hym “Stop interrupting!”

Iam “No look!”

Hym 😤 “... The Joker tried to warn you? THAT’S ME! Hahahahaha! Is that what I did? Ha! Hilarious!”

Iam “Heh, yeah... I hate watching stuff like that...”

Hym “I’ve completely lost track of where I was going with this... I’ll come back to it. That’s funny though.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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Kerr Happened

Yo, we were up by 20 points then "Kerr Happened"
by Rosewood15 January 10, 2024
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Shlatt, what happened to this peanut butter? Well, you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, so I did.
by syrup :) September 19, 2023
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What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?
What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?
by Hhaahs April 11, 2023
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