Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.

Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.

by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025

Cake

The 42 of humanity and a delicious baked treat

Let them eat cake

by FeatherTehCat February 14, 2019

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.

Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.

by Sallysuewho December 4, 2017

Rage Cake

Brian Flynn

The prepubescent video gaming pussy is a rage cake.

by BlackAssNiggerJew November 27, 2017

Strawberry Cult Cake

When your sister makes her cake for her birthday and it turns out to be a cake with a strawberry cult on it sacrificing another strawberry

"You've made a.. strawberry cult cake!"

by F0reverL0stT0T1m3 May 11, 2024

Crab cakes

Restaurant slang for when someone spits in their food.

Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.

by peppyjoto April 9, 2021

halloween cake face

the term 'Halloween cake face' refers to a woman that wears a lot of make up. In particular orange looking foundation with bright lipstick and lots of eye shadow.

oh my god look at her makeup, Halloween cake face...

by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018