Cake

An annoying irony. From the phrase "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Mostly used to refer to something sought after only to be found it's useless.

"Well, I can get a better job and have more money, or I can keep my healthcare and not die. That's some cake right there..."

by Zed Numar July 21, 2021

strawburry cheese cake

When you Cum under a girls nose then punch her in the nose when the Cum and blood mixes it makes a strawburry cheese cake

This girl go two big strawburry cheese cakes last night

by Maximise November 24, 2016

Wedding Cake

In the broadcast tower industry a "wedding cake" refers to the gap between stacked TV antennas.

Man! That wedding cake didn't have any step bolts. How did you climb past it?

by RJake4d August 29, 2019

slave cake

Another word for a blue collar hard working man's "honey bun" snack
usually black slang

Finally got a break at work eye's be getting a slave cake out da machine.

by bigdbigdslayer June 16, 2017

Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone

“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”

by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018

Cake From BFDI

a word|twink.

Dude is that Cake From BFDI

by the-real-lego-brick August 21, 2025

cakes ratio

The ratio on an osu player called cakeboss05 which sucks much.ngl it sucks more ass than i do

Tiger: guys look at cakes ratio
everybody in the server: HAHAHAHAHA THATS THE CAKE RATIO WE KNOW

by somebodyelsebutforrealnow May 10, 2020