by Chodecrusher January 10, 2018
Get the cake and bake mug.When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)
The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...
I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
by Ganshee September 18, 2022
Get the Pregnancy cake mug.by Queen👸🏾 September 10, 2016
Get the Cake mug.A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
by heccboi April 20, 2021
Get the Stitch Cake mug.CAKE (slang, adj./noun) – Used to describe something that is fake, not genuine, or deceptive in appearance. Can refer to objects, situations, or even people who seem real but aren’t.
“That chain is CAKE, bro. No way it’s real gold.”
“His story sounded legit at first, but nah, it was straight CAKE.”
“His story sounded legit at first, but nah, it was straight CAKE.”
by Toztaza101 February 6, 2025
Get the Cake mug.slang coming from the battle rap community generally meaning to mess something up really bad but specifically to saying something incredibly stupid to the point of making zero to no sense especially while rapping.
Rapper 1 "bro spitting heat then studently stops and laughs"
Rapper 2 "i know you was about to cake bread bro don't lie"
Guy 1 "how did it picking up chicks at the bar go?"
Guy 2 " it was going really well but at the end i totally caked bread and blew it! i said i get a lot of ear wax in my right ear but not my left and i think its because of the moon cycle"
Guy 1 "what?
Guy 2 "exactly"
Rapper 2 "i know you was about to cake bread bro don't lie"
Guy 1 "how did it picking up chicks at the bar go?"
Guy 2 " it was going really well but at the end i totally caked bread and blew it! i said i get a lot of ear wax in my right ear but not my left and i think its because of the moon cycle"
Guy 1 "what?
Guy 2 "exactly"
by toxic cowZ December 1, 2023
Get the cake bread mug.Friend 1: Do you see that girl? She's got some cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!
by Alup January 30, 2022
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