When culinary discretion goes on vacation, the "Li More Cake" steps into the spotlight, a towering testament to the age-old adage, "lay it more." This isn't just a cake; it's a full-blown sugar spectacle that appears to have been designed by a hyperactive six-year-old with a credit card at a candy store. Imagine every sweet treat conceivable—sprinkles, gummy worms, marshmallows, Oreos, cookies—all piled onto one unsuspecting cake base that surely didn't sign up for this. The result? A dessert that doubles as a crash course in endocrinology.
Commonly seen holding court at children’s birthday parties and those family dinners where everyone counts down the minutes until they can politely leave, the Li More Cake serves as both a dessert and a conversation starter—or stopper, depending on your dental insurance. It’s as much about bravado as it is about baking; a culinary dare that looks like what would happen if a piñata exploded over a cake stand and everyone just went with it.
But the Li More Cake isn’t aiming for subtlety. It’s the life of the party at events where the joy is mandatory and the themes are as mixed as its toppings. Each slice is an invitation to an impromptu game of "Name That Topping" or "Find the Cake Under the Candy," providing a sweet distraction from Aunt Marge’s third retelling of her Florida vacation story.
Commonly seen holding court at children’s birthday parties and those family dinners where everyone counts down the minutes until they can politely leave, the Li More Cake serves as both a dessert and a conversation starter—or stopper, depending on your dental insurance. It’s as much about bravado as it is about baking; a culinary dare that looks like what would happen if a piñata exploded over a cake stand and everyone just went with it.
But the Li More Cake isn’t aiming for subtlety. It’s the life of the party at events where the joy is mandatory and the themes are as mixed as its toppings. Each slice is an invitation to an impromptu game of "Name That Topping" or "Find the Cake Under the Candy," providing a sweet distraction from Aunt Marge’s third retelling of her Florida vacation story.
Alex: "Hey, have you tried the Li More Cake yet? It's like a sugar rush waiting to happen!"
Jordan: "Oh, I've seen it. Eating that cake is like making a pact with your future diabetes!"
Tara: "Did you see the cake at the dessert table? It’s absurd!"
Kevin: "Yeah, that Li More Cake is something else. It's like playing a game of 'spot the actual cake' beneath all that candy."
Ava: "Is that cake supposed to look like that, or did they just throw everything they found in the kitchen on it?"
Nate: "Pretty much!
Jordan: "Oh, I've seen it. Eating that cake is like making a pact with your future diabetes!"
Tara: "Did you see the cake at the dessert table? It’s absurd!"
Kevin: "Yeah, that Li More Cake is something else. It's like playing a game of 'spot the actual cake' beneath all that candy."
Ava: "Is that cake supposed to look like that, or did they just throw everything they found in the kitchen on it?"
Nate: "Pretty much!
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The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.
Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.
by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015

Noun: The extraordinary amount of pubic hair that falls off a man’s Scrotum or penis while urinating specifically in a standing urinal. Usually at an all day public event like a sports game. Collecting on the top of a Urinal Sanitizing disk.
Hey Bob, use the last urinal on the left when you piss. Check out the Cake Sweater at the bottom!! Nasty.
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