Barbara Walters: "You could stop these rumors," "You could say, 'Yes, I am gay or no I'm not.'"
Me: STHU, bitch he isn't ready!
Ricky Martin: (Oh shit this bitch has me!)
Me: STHU, bitch he isn't ready!
Ricky Martin: (Oh shit this bitch has me!)
by Chico chico chico March 28, 2024
by republic-of-labia December 24, 2013
a HEE HOO rat who can take over the world. She stars as the main protagonist in the new hit fanfiction: The Mistake.
by thetubbytaco March 25, 2020
everyone vapes and fucks in the bathroom like bro ur in 8th grade chill the fuck out
dont go here 2/10
dont go here 2/10
by userna.me_tak3n May 11, 2023
A handsome and intelligent individual usually with red or blonde hair and blue eyes. Neither of his parents go by the name Jamie and he does not respond to the name Jamie. Has a crippling addiction to video games and wastes most of his life in his mother’s basement playing video games.
by Waifu is Waifu fo Life January 29, 2018
God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018
Jeff Dunham's grumpy newscaster-puppet.
Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.
by QuacksO May 12, 2019