When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
Get the massive putinmug. by Bickering82 August 1, 2023
Get the Massive skill issuemug. 
the trigger word for the 'low taper fade' meme that will NEVER die out. as soon as someone mentions the word 'massive' they know what's coming
Person 1: woah that's massive! can i have some?
Person 2: you know what else is massive? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAAAAAAAAAAAPER FAAAAAAAAADE
Person 2: you know what else is massive? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAAAAAAAAAAAPER FAAAAAAAAADE
by zdriplet March 6, 2025
Get the massivemug. by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018
Get the My dick is massivemug. A joe Massive fartman can be used to describe someone who makes alts and fake servers to fart in. A joe Massive fartman may even use snapchat and talk to (12 year old) girls.
by Nathanfarts2002 May 18, 2021
Get the Joe Massive fartmanmug. A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle
by Extra gum November 12, 2023
Get the Ultra massive penis syndromemug.