Glossy taco

The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.

No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.

(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021

glossy taco

wen you take a shit in a taco shell then eat it, then shit it out minutes later, repeating the procedure over and over again.

Man 1: Im gonna go make me a glossy taco
Man 2: Ok

by glossytacoman89 June 9, 2024

Glossy taco

A clear top coat

"WHERE'S MY GLOSSY TACO?!?!?!?!"

by Oreoz Queent November 21, 2017

glossy taco

a clear top coat to be used on top of holo, unicorn skins, or creme nail polish

add a glossy taco cause we're going to add nail vinyls next!

by ThePinkHolosexual April 18, 2018

Glossy Taco

(Noun) - another name for a "glossy top coat"; popularized by YouTuber Simply Nailogical

"Add a glossy taco to seal it all in"
"If you're wondering if I'm saying taco or top coat I'M SAYING TACO."
"And now let's add a glossy taco..."

by notmaggie April 18, 2018

Glossy Taco

A substance in which is applied as a layer of protection on nails after they have been painted over.

I wonder what brand is the best glossy taco

by omgsomeoneactually April 18, 2018

glossy taco

The term Cristine Rotenberg, aka Simplynailogical on YouTube, uses to call a glossy topcoat. Cristine runs a nail channel and a glossy topcoat is the clear top/last layer of nail polish used to seal in nail polish

"Now we're gonna be using a glossy taco"

by fearfulfox July 30, 2017