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graham mobbs

A Graham Mobbs is a beast of a man, he normally stalks his prey at night and pounces in the morning. He will creep and then he will fully charge gaining the momentum of a bear.
Dave: What’s that sound?
Kevin: Oh fuck, it’s a Graham Mobbs
by Inflamed Penis September 17, 2018
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Graham

One who causes eternal damnation, lingering pain and the suffering of others
They are typically constantly horny for no apparent reason.
Graham is ruining my life, he only uses me for his own sexual pleasures
by SauceLMAO February 17, 2022
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Graham Weston

My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.

Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.

He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025
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Graham Sandwich

The art of 2 Homosexual guys, where one lays on the bed and the other shits on his chest and stomach then proceeds to ejaculate onto the shit. Then the other guy will lay down on top of the guy and make a sandwich.
Steve and Justin decided that it would be a great night if they made a Graham Sandwich
by gsmhahaha April 16, 2012
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Morgan Graham

An actress who’s appeared in Killing Lust (2016), Making Him Famous (2023) and The Game (2021).

Played 2nd row for ERGS and loves to shotgun pints rapidly. However, her rizz game is pretty low as she can only pull Justin smith.
Lands a bottle flip…. But bottle falls over at the last second.
No way did I just have a Morgan Graham moment??
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Graham Cracker Cookie

The poor man’s desert.

It’s a simple graham cracker split in half with added frosting/icing in between for added sweetness.

It’s delightful with milk.
Have you tried Graham cracker cookies? I always used to make them as a kid.
by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019
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