Someone who is not too smart and usually finds themselves in a predicament of their own doing. The said person ends up looking like a fool.
Doug is such a massive gumby. He saw this cop bust someone last week, then this week he tries to sell her some weed. Duh!
by TallRobby September 21, 2009

by Larnsdale October 12, 2020

Boobies, massive fucking titties, super stuffed up milkies, hunger bonger doinky boinky, fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies.
Oh, you mean these? My Boobies, my massive fucking titties, my super stuffed up milkies, my hunger bonger doinky boinky, my fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, mu super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies, my Massive honkers?
by The only arsonist January 31, 2024

by TidUD December 4, 2021

this is a girl who reads too much that she never showers and smells like poo and onions,
people tend to run away.
she has no friends.
people tend to run away.
she has no friends.
by emily+paige :0 February 25, 2022

When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.
Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.
Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.
by lucas_knows May 27, 2022

by King_bilbo_RTM_free_lars June 13, 2019
