super sober

When you’re goofy enough to count how many A&A talks you have on YouTube. And pretend you don’t think you’re better and smarter than everyone else but you really still tug old men for gabbys

I have have six talks online, I’m super sober

by Jeanines plus1 September 4, 2022

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Milwaukee sober

A version of "sobriety" when an individual only consumes beer, or beer and a little hard liquor, but refrains from other drug use

Is charlie still getting fucked up on the regular?
Na, he just drinks beer these days. He's Milwaukee sober.

by Dirrtburrnerr February 11, 2025

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alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)

My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time

by Bobfrig January 28, 2025

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Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.

Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”

Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”

by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023

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Alt Sober

Choosing to abstain from addictive drugs that are prone to abuse including alcohol, cocaine, and heroin, while alternatively supporting the responsible use of psychedelics.

She’s been alt sober for two years now: no more shots or lines, just the occasional psychedelic trip for her mind.

by synchronism December 24, 2025

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