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True northern Minnesota bear trap

A girl on all four gives oral to one guy as she gets it from behind with second guy as guys left arms are hand cuffed under her and the arm wrestle on her back with right arms
Twyla enjoyed Aaron and Seth putting her in the true northern Minnesota bear trap
by Sickmn May 29, 2023
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when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)
I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.
by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018
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minnesota hairspray

When your man sprays his precious seed into your hair and it hardens from the cold.
Omg my bf just gave me a Minnesota hairspray and it is just what I needed.
by Minnesotaboy January 16, 2017
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minnesota cliffhanger

When You Are Having Sexual Intercourse from Behind In Doggy Style , The Male Throws His Leg over The Females Shoulder and she begins to clip his toenails.
Hey bro , I Minnesota Cliffhangerd my girl last night
by Natetheninja August 24, 2018
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Minnesota Style

When you bring a girl from Missouri to Minnesota and use ice cycles as sex toys.
Bro! Get the ice cycles, we’re going Minnesota style!
by MinnesotaStyle December 29, 2021
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Minnesota Mild Off

It's the opposite of a Mexican Stand Off. In a Minnesota Mild Off, participants come to an impasse become either no one has strong feelings or they're unwilling to voice them.
"Hey guys, what should we get for dinner tonight?"
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."

And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.
by Marshall_Eriksen December 14, 2020
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Minnesota

The 4th coldest state in the United States. They brag about being the coldest but aren’t even in the top 3.
Person 1: Hey I hear he’s from Minnesota!

Person 2: That hot ass desert? NO WAY!!!!!!
by TheBesy878 September 16, 2020
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