True northern Minnesota bear trap

A girl on all four gives oral to one guy as she gets it from behind with second guy as guys left arms are hand cuffed under her and the arm wrestle on her back with right arms

Twyla enjoyed Aaron and Seth putting her in the true northern Minnesota bear trap

by Sickmn May 29, 2023

when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)

I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018

Minnesota Snuggle

It is when a man sits on a toilet to deficate. While the female rides his cock. So while male releases his bowles and nut sack into female at the same time.

This morning I sat down to take a dumb when my girlfriend decided to give me a minnesota Snuggle.

by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021

Minnesota Sports

A phrase used by upper midwest fans of major sports teams based in the state of Minnesota that choke a big game for the sole reason to the fact that the team is based in Minnesota.

After a Vikings, Timberwolves, Wild, Twins or Gophers loss, the phrase is often used: "yup, thats Minnesota sports" or "Typical Minnesota sports"

by ZJR13 January 13, 2025

minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.

by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014

Minnesota sex change

It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.

Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.

by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021

Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails

Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.

by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021