Sket Hulk

1. An absolutely gargantuan sket bitch who could probably use a diet and hundreds of hours in the gym; can often be seen roaming around trailer parks or living in very cold countries.
2. When a fucking idiot, thundercunt, sket bitch loses her fucking shit and transforms into her final form: a gigantic fish to mimic her pussy, and with dirty octopus tentacles which spread from her (bottom) lips. Refer to Octopussy

“Holy shit did you see Brenda at the trailer park?”
“Yeah she’s let go of herself- turned into a right sket hulk.”

by le mule and sons March 7, 2024

Hulk-hands

A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.

-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.

-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.

-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”

Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.

Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!

by HypodermicDawny June 6, 2022