David

Glasses and Gay

David Bad

by Oof Kings March 5, 2020

David

David was a guy.

He had a pet pufferfish and a garden.

Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho

by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021

David

He is quiet big and looks like big al off toy story. He’s a big cunt and when he yells everyone around him laughs at him and that makes him triggered. Also he has an everlasting forehead and scabs on the back of his head

Boy : hey have you saw David today
Boy#2: oh big al the maths teacher

by Tootsy November 14, 2019

David

David is the name for a man who is a fool

Did you see David? Some say he is such a fool

by Sporkin February 3, 2019

David

A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole

Person 1: "Man, that girl I fucked last night had such a massive butthole. She was such a David"

by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018

David

The tall dude that never ceases to make you cringe. The guy that is magically drawn to every thot he meets, and yet is somehow secretly gay.

You see David with his girl?
Yeah she be going to the bar tonight.

by lasagna bitches October 7, 2019

David

a fake person who stops talking to a girl bc ppl told him a lie about her. even though the girl was falling in love.

david is fake.

by dhdiwndkd November 17, 2018