half-great-aunt

Grandparent's half-sister.

half-great-aunt.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.

Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt

Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.

Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.

by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024

Aunt girl

A girl close to her aunt

She is my aunt girl

by 459395 March 11, 2022

Aunt Betty

A relative or friend who shamelessly asks insensitive and/or inappropriate questions usually pertaining to “the elephant in the room”.

Aunt Betty asked a same sex couple “who is on top”?

by Large Cranium July 9, 2023

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

sesqui-first cousin-aunt

Daughter of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019