alley ooper

A male or female who is willing to give you opportunities to interact with their friends in either a friendly or sexual manner with no hassle, cock block, or problem.

My sister is a real alley ooper. I cracked her friend last night after the party was over

by MarkDizzle4802 May 19, 2024

Kirstie Alley

noun: Another way to describe a giant, steaming pile of shit.
verb: The action of taking a large shit

noun: I had Thai food last night and took big ole Kirstie Alley this morning.

verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long

by FckKirstieAlley July 2, 2021