Generic Mexican

Seattle, WA

Hattie Nowak. Hatastrophe

A Native American.

Haven't quite earned the respect that Mexicans have gained for jumping the border and making it all way up to Vancouver, WA.

"Hattie is a Generic Mexican"

by Captain Average April 2, 2009

Traditional Mexican Baptism

When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.

Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.

by MinMax123 July 12, 2022

Mexican scoot

The act of moving forward at a red light numerous times while the traffic in front of you is at a complete stop. The more room you leave in in front of your car the more scoots per red light you can get. Followed by extremely slow acceleration when the light is green. normally in a suburban or other SUV with over 8 occupants.

I was at a red light. I thought it had turned green until I saw the suburban in front of me pulling a Mexican scoot.

by cdhrham420 June 20, 2013

Mexican Yule Log

A Mexican Yule Log is an alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and egg nog.

-Dude you just threw up all over the Christmas tree!
-Yeah, I chugged an entire Mexican Yule Log.

by Han's Dyman November 13, 2011

Mexican Married

With your partner as a marriage but without paperwork (legally)

Angie and Tommy have been together for 5 years, they’re Mexican married.

by MPTC1996 March 26, 2024

Mexican friday

When you don’t get paid on time

When your boss tells you, sorry anther Mexican Friday. You will be paid on Monday

by Hard worker September 27, 2019

Mexican Liposuction

When lizards eat your fat and grow BBLs from it.

"Shes so big and broke she should get a Mexican Liposuction"

by Izzygrizzly June 18, 2025