The Suck and Crush

The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!

Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha

by ZenTheEpicManEpicly June 4, 2020

national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023

Suck bread

An expression used when someone is moving weird and is just pissing you off.

Marvie: this catch phrase is now mine
TLoba: suck bread

by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 13, 2021

Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole

The most pleasurable cosmic event in history.

When Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole you experienced great joy.

by Bangarangus75us October 1, 2022

Suck gold medals

When a Man sucks another mans penis for pleasure

Brian likes to suck gold medals for fun.

by Johnsonthesonofjohn August 15, 2021

sucks to be you

HA HA my life is so much better than yours right now, im so glad that you have to live through being you HAHAHAHAHAHA

"I have a science test and math test to study for, plus a 700 word essay on the orgin of the word the"

"HAHA sucks to b u"

by Lizard June 14, 2004

Suck Yer Mum

Lewis Brown's favourite saying

Ben: "Lewis..."

Lewis: "SUCK YER MUM"

by Kyle03Str March 25, 2019