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Female: men bow before you as if you were Aphrodite in skin-tights. you could crush a mans testicles just by giving him the fucking eye. All those skank ass bitches ain't got nothin on your perfectly round, felupshuis breasts. Any man would murder just to get a glimpse of your bitchen style. You put the ass in classy, You. Any bitches who dare cross your path will feel the full wrath of your legendary cumbacks. You is you, any one who says different can die in hell.
by Theycallmedreww October 16, 2014
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by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013
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