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TAB

One with excessively large calves (not synonymous with cankles calf ankles).
Meghan: Yo, that is a TAB!

Lucille: What?
Meghan: Oh, you know? A Turkey A$$ B*tch!
by Dr. Gobbledick McTurkey March 31, 2023
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tab

Look at that TAB with the forest for her garden, and no sence in fashion, look at her withthe 100 kids!
by unknown November 8, 2003
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tab time

derives from - Tab (cigarette in newcastle upon tyne )

a period of time in which the individual smokes a cigarette

also available as allocated time in an individual's day in which to smoke a tab
eyy, yous goin outside for tab time?
yeah areet i'll 'ave a smoke
by welovelewiscapaldi August 3, 2019
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tabbing oil

A delicious coconut oil used to cover girls named Jenn. Usually followed by licking it off entirely.
I need to get some tabbing oil before the weekend
by Pseudo great September 3, 2019
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Race the tab

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
by danasp_42 January 9, 2021
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Tab-Mode

its a verb....when someone is on 10 and will not calm down or listen and trys to do a million things at once
my girlfriend is on Tab-Mode and its best to walk away and let her calm down.
by Georgia peach 563 September 6, 2025
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Tab Smack

When you smack a girl in the face with your dick. Grew in popularity in certain areas of NJ after it happening to a girl Tabatha.
Person 1: Yo, this girl keeps buggin the sh-t outta me
Person 2: F-ck it, next time you see her tab smack that bitch, i bet that'll get her to leave you alone.
by TR420 July 6, 2009
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