Edward Cullen

A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.

Hey that one dude from Washington state looks a bit like Edward Cullen with his pasty skin

by TurntechGodhead413 November 10, 2020

a cullen

An unfunny joke

Person 1: “why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 2:”I don’t know, why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 1: “because it wanted to go to kfc”

Person 2:”that was a cullen”

by anonymous January 8, 2021

Cullenized

VERB

put an end to the existence of (something) by damaging or attacking it

"the computer had ben cullenized by a brutal being"

by Brownspot03 August 16, 2022