Lost and confused

Cheating on your boyfriend with 7 or more guys, all at about the same time.

Person 1: Did you really see 7 or more people at the same time without most of them knowing about it?
Katerino: I was very lost and confused...

by YaBoiDenden April 27, 2020

Rabbanian's Law of Confusion

Started out as a theory, but over the years has developed into a law: If you can't tell, it's always a man.

The bros were walking through the gay parade on Halloween and were overwhelmed by all the tits, when one of them remembered Rabbanian's Law of Confusion. They were all on high alert and realized any pair of those juicy titties could easily be accompanied by a set of dick and balls down low.

by Moseymose July 7, 2017

Good Confuse

When someone says/does something or an event unfolds that your mind can not comprehend. When something catches you off guard. Only to be used when you need a way to say you are more than just confused, but the situation has done you a good confuse.

*Kyle and Jason walk into a 7-11 to purchase a large quantity of slim jims

Kyle: "Yo J, where are all the long bois at?"
Jason: "I dont even know dawg, they should be right here in these empty boxes that say sold out, but they're not! Doin me a Good Confuse!"

by FryradDarad January 13, 2020

Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra

Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit

by LightAttack January 17, 2025

Confusion

The girl from Beauty and the Beast!

I am confusion

by ONEINCHWONDER2209 December 3, 2018

Confusioned

Your really confused and your drunk

Bro I’m on the vod I am so confusioned

by Urbandicccctioneeeeart March 9, 2019

Confused Meatball

Confused Meatball: Dwayne The Rock Johnson

Person 1: Have you ever seen Jumanji?

Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball

by DominicBenevento March 17, 2023