Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
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Confusion

CONNOR IS THE DEFINITION IF CONFUSION
Oh you met Connor Yh he is confusion
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Confusion

Jace and Mickey are the definition of Confusion
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Confuse choke

When a kodi says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a Jasmin chokes on her curly wurly straw
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Chronologically Confused

What happens to people when they get frustrated and confused by bad sequel titles for a series of movies, video games etc.

The person who is affected by this will question the decisions by the companies which named the films what they did, often in an angry way. This condition can manifest in big fans of the series who are used to the numbering of their series or people who are just a bit obsessive about the ordering of items.
Joe: Hey James, what's up?
James: I can't believe what they named the new film in my favourite series, I was so used to the crisp clean ordering of the films in the franchise and now that they've just dumped this horrible title out... I'm just pissed off at them now!
Joe: What's the problem by this exactly?
James: What's the problem? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!? The problem is that they've tarnished my favourite series of movies! Just look at these names!
Halloween
Halloween II
Halloween III Season of the Witch
Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers

Halloween 5 The Revenge of Michael Myers

Halloween The curse of Michael Myers
Halloween H20
Halloween Resurrection
Joe: Ouch, that sucks.
James: I know right? I have every right to be chronologically confused at this shit! Why didn't they keep numbering them? WHERE DID THE FUCKING NUMBERS GO?
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Seasonal Confusion

When it's changing seasons and you don't know what season it's changing to.
Today is October but are we headed into Winter or Summer? Wouldn't know. That is seasonal confusion.
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Gay guy confused

He think so that the life is rose-colored or a vale of tears; he think so that a girl must prioritize him still she having partner.
Girl: Have boyfriend
Gay guy confused: She is a fake friend
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