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Fifty Tabs of Grey

Somebody who has a fuck-ton of BDSM porno open all at once in their browser.
Girl 1: "He opened up his laptop so we could watch Netflix, and it was all like Fifty Tabs of Grey!"
Girl 2: "Eeewww"
by photogriphiff March 18, 2018
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TABS

My besties dad is #TABS
by Grrrrrrrrrrrre June 7, 2018
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kiss tab

When you take the tab off a can and the middle circle remains intact. You can then cash it in for a kiss!
John: "hey Lisa, I just got a kiss tab!"
Lisa: "what do you do with it?"
John: *gives Lisa the tab and kisses her*
Lisa: ohhhhh
by random_rooten_tooten-donkey November 19, 2023
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Tab Moment

When you're having a conversation with someone, but it suddenly gets lost in translation because the other person confuses them self based on their own words. Then their stupid confusion makes you confused then you just have to drop the conversion because it just got way too confusing. You can refer it to as a dumb white bitch moment
I was talking to my girl about whiskey, but then she had a Tab moment because she confused Jim, jack, and Johnny for guys she hooked up with
by Hopingforfaith June 30, 2015
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Tab

You dad wants my tab
by Jfndndndbdhdjd February 15, 2021
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Race the tab

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
by danasp_42 January 9, 2021
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Tab-Mode

its a verb....when someone is on 10 and will not calm down or listen and trys to do a million things at once
my girlfriend is on Tab-Mode and its best to walk away and let her calm down.
by Georgia peach 563 September 6, 2025
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